One day whilst sitting on the toilet the thought struck me. Why not open a shop that embraces everything that is hilarious about the toilet. At first I though it might cause a bit of a stink, but I didn't decide to just wash my hands of the idea. I recruited a number two and together we decided to push the idea through. It's been a bit of a strain at times, but we hope you like the finished product. We're certainly hoping to make a big splash!

So if you're feeling a bit flush or you want to cheer up a friend who has just been dumped, why not treat yourself to one of our stylish and sophisticated products. We asked Liverpoo University to carry out a study into farting - and they discovered (as we suspected) that it is in fact the most mature forms of humour. So next time your butt has something to say, make sure he speaks up so everyone can hear!

We are always on the look out for new products, and as a result the stock in the shop does change throughout the year, so make sure you pop back again and check out our range. If you have any suggestions for things you would like to see added, please drop us an email and we'll see what we can do.

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If you have any other questions about the site or our products, please don't hesitate to contact us. Our email address is Support@nssales.co.uk

All the best,
The Fart and Poo Team!

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